WAREHOUSE SALE!!

Darlings,

Please come to support me even if you're not intending to buy anything, I'll try to change your mind about the not buying anything part. Hope to see you there!! P.S. I'll be working for both days by the way, so for people who miss me, come visit! No, I'm not perfoming, you ass...

Change of plans... I'll only be working on Sunday. Visit me if you can!!

Ummuackz... Love ya'll lots!

MOI TUESDAY...

Started of slow. Nothing to look forward to, not lunchtime as initially planned. Not the end of the day as hopefully planned. Well, as it pans out all good, I met my long-time scandal who came to look for me for lunch. I asked him to though. I'm just thankful he said 'hi'.

I'm thankful he agreed to meet me for lunch! Something to look forward to! I'm glad that you manage to reach on time! Finally for once you are on time and I'm happy for that! Not so glad that you drove the car you drove, but still glad you manage to find my office and came to pick me up.

Pleased with lunch cos it has been a long time since I last met you. Happy we spoke and laughed. Weird you thought the cookie was brown sugar, cute and funny though. Clumsy when you dropped the soup spoon twice. I'm glad we both wanted lunch.

Thanks for the last minute decision on dinner. Glad again that you weren't late! That's twice in a day that you weren't late! I'm impressed. Enjoyed dinner. Hate the smoke and the dim lights. Amyway, thanks for the long dinner and drinks, uncle...

I'm just glad we are still friends after all these years.
(Psst... Don say I say one huh...)

SOME PEOPLE...

Some people I just really can't understand. Such simple instructions placed in your face to follow. Cannot read? Don't understand? Don't understand then why still wanna act smart?

Some people are just so bloody irritating. Whick part of choose one out of two choices do you not understand? Do you even know the meaning of choose? Or should I simplify it? Pick one? Chinese? Xuan yi ge? Put a gun to your head? Prefer to get shot left side or right? Bloody hell pick one.

Some people I just can't put my finger to. Similar to disappearing acts performed by magicians, apparantly, non magicians can grasp the trick as well. It probably is no trick to the non magicians. It really depends on how you look at it. It definitely is played in on your short sightedness.

Some people are just special ones. The ones you probably think should know you well. Really apparantly let you down by doing things that you easpecially detest. Special are such people for they really are rather amusing. Amusing yet disappointing all at the same time.

Some people are just pure idiots. Namely MLRs, YDRs and ZGRs. Go figure it out you bloody peanuts. These people are the bane of the society. They are practically born to ruin the lives of others. Idiots are their name, idiotic are the acts they do, idiot-ism are what they pass amongst they own kind, idiot-nese is what they speak.

Some people are just proud, egoistic asses. This one describes me best. This is me the bloody irritating one in some other cases not the simple instruction case though. I am not a bloody bimbo aunty. This is me, partly amusing and disappointing myself at the same time.

Some people I want to talk about. Some people I want to talk to. No longer matters now. You know why? Some people just don't know me at all. After all these years, I guess there really is no point. I love being a magician. But I wasn't really the magician in the first place. I was a non magician. I am a magician.

Some people I will tell to read between the lines of this post. Some people who do literally read between the lines hoping to find something are just pure dumb.

Chummies's Babies Birthday Steamboat Dinner: 11 November 2008

If you are wondering why all the last few photos have Ah Sha in all of them.. Its cos the photos are from her camera!! Anyways, thank you to all Chummies for making it a wonderful night! Huge Huge HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the 3 darlings!!

With lotsa LOVE!!

CHUMMIES'S BABIES B'DAY CELEBRATION

Dear All Chum Chum Members,

In celebration of three Chummies's Babies B'day, namely Ah Sha, Ah Ning and Ah Wee, all Chum Chum Members are cordially invited to the celebration.

Event: Chummies's Babies B'day Celebration

Venue: MeiMei's House

Date: 11 November 2008 (Tuesday)

Time: 7PM

Activity: Steamboat Dinner

For Chummies who have cameras, you are reminded to bring it along.
I'll see all of you girls tonight! Missing you all tons and tons... Ummuackz!

O.$.P.$

KIASU MOI!

I was a kiasu aunty this morning. (Can't believe that I just admitted to it...) I was on the train this morning, standing. Then like 3 seats away, someone stood up to alight and I just went directly to the seat. Cos my leg was sore and I was so damn bloody tired that I just needed to sleep. Sianz... I totally regretted what I did. Haikz...

But don't judge me just yet. I still do look up at every stop to make sure that if there was someone more needy of the seat than me having my morning nap, I would make sure I gave it up... So I'm a considerate kiasu aunty... (Actually I just wanted to make sure I gave up my seat so that my picture does not go up on STOMP with a headline that says, 'Pretty Youth Sleeps While Pregnant Stands Uncomfortably') Much apologies but I just had to add pretty in front... Can't be helped if I am... WORD VORMIT!

Anyways, before I went to snooze mode, there was this lady seating directly infront of me doing her make-up... I know I'm supposed to be sleeping... but I'm just intrigued by people who are able to do their make-up without a mirror on the train... Damn fascinating a sight... So she was applying her foundation, blusher, blah blah blah... lastly came the lipstick... With much trained skills, she applied the lipstick to her lips ever so impecably. Then you know what she did?! She used her last finger, rubbed it on the lipstick, brought her finger up to her already closed eyelids and rubbed it on as an eye shadow.

Aiyoh, I really didn't realise that aunties can be quite creative sometimes. I was just wondering then... lipstick so sticky, apply on your eyes, won't they like stick when you open them? Imagine walking around the rest of the day with your eye lids pulled back with lipstick. Weird can... Whatever it was, it made my morning...

I just realised that I'm starting to get more and more readers... totally ecstatic about it! I used to write only for myself but after 4 months of writing, I've got... 1, 2, 3,... 9 ardent readers!! If this number doubles according to time, I will have 18 readers in another 4 months. I know its not much to earn me advertorials from brands.. but never mind... if I continue blogging for the next 30 years, I should be able to get like 10,000 readers? You know what? I should just strip for my blog's popularity... but then again, I don't think anyone interested to see me in... I'd probably end up losing my only 9 precious readers... the risk is too much to bear...

Oh, and I just want to proudly say that I am an eco-friendly activist. Not that I'm in some kind of eco club la... I just make it more of a point to use less tissue, take less plastic bags, reuse whatever stuff I can and I clear my own tray! Its not really that eco-friendly la... But its still helping the encironment. Isn't it? So I should use the power infested in my blog to try and psycho my readers to clear your own tray and please save the environment. If you don't, you will go to hell... Go to hell!!

With lots of greenery in me... I bestow the power of saving the earth to the 9 of you.

BEAUTY & DA BEAST

So I just spoke to a girlfriend of mine to find out how her life was and stuff just cos I did not manage to spend time with her the last 2 months. Anyways, what I found out was absoulutely shocking and I hate to say this but I'm glad you left him.

And so the story goes...

My grilfriend, lets name her Trish (such a trampy name, but I really can't think of anything now... and no, I don't wanna use Mary or Lily...) has a boyfriend of which they have been together since JC, I think... anyway, that's not important. The important thing is that Trish is a tall, slim, fair and beautiful young lady with lotsa guys chasing after her. Whilst her BF, now ex, on the other hand is a monster. They are practically like erm... 'Beauty & Da Beast' Trish's BF was a fat, 100 plus kg controlling man. You know what he would do? When Trish is out wih friends, Da Beast would call her hp once every hourly, or maybe I'm exagerrating, okie, once every two hours. It doesn't make it sound all that good either.

Just a side, Trish told me that Da Beast is rather good at running. Like he would get Silver for his IPPT or something. Man, I just corrupted my brain when I thought of Da beast running. Imagine a 100 plus kg man running, arms flapping, fats smacking, boops swaying. Sweat spurting out of armpit with every step jogged, giving out little farts as he tries so hard to propel himself forwrd toward the finishing line... O.M.F.G! See, I just disgusted your mind as well right? Its all right, no need to thank me for that...

So anyways, to continue, he calls her every so often just to check that she is not out with another guy friend. Just to check who she is with and where she is now or what is she doing. Then of course when some irritating monster calls you ever so often, you will get ever so irritated and not pick it up right? Like pretend you never hear the phone or that you were in the toilet shitting or something. But NO, the monster never stops calling. When Trish is out watching a late night movie and not able to pick up the phone, Monster will keep calling and calling and if her still can't get her on the phone, he would send a message to threathen to call her home. Note that this was 3-4am in the morning.

Why would your boyfriend, who is in a right frame of mind wanna take it out on his GF's peacefully sleeping family members. Don't you just think that the big fat ugly monster is being childish and unreasonable? Never mind that. So Monster wants to keep princess by his side but how can princess love a fat ugly controlling monster plus the fact that there were so many other prince wooing her as well.

So isn't it obvious that if Monster wants to have princes by his side forever, he should change his attitude and slim down? Like that at least he can compete with other prince right? But NO, monster instead of slimming down went on an eating spree, at one go, he can eat up a meal meant for four. To give a little credit to monster, he does jog as well to try and slim down a little but his jogging time and eating time weighs 1:4. Liddat how to slim down? Huh? Huh? You exprian...Xssprain... (Remember to use the voice of the Meepok man when you say Xssprain... k?)

So now princess found a new prince. She's happy with the prince. Not too sure if prince if handsome but at least prince is not fat and ugly and controlling (Not too sure about the controlling part either). Anyways, the important point is that Princess is happy with prince. So she decided to break it off with monster once and for all. But Monster was not ready to let go. Monster was feeling sore that princess found her prince to live happily ever after and he is all alone in his dungeon. So monster decided to call and harrass the princess. He called her in the hopes of psycho-ing princess not to be together with prince but with him. But princess refused to pick up her phone. Princess refuses to talk to Monster.

When princess ignored the calls from monster, in all his rage, Monster messaged Princess, 'You slut, where are you?'. That's not all, on another occasion, monster called princess a 'fuck face' (not knowing that he probably lives up to the name rather than princess does). Not that fuck face means a beautiful face you feel like having sex with (in the context of princess I think she is a beautiful face)but in the context of monster, it probably just means that he has one fucking ass ugly face.

Now children, please learn that if a girl goes back to you after you've called her a slut or fuck face, there are only 2 reasons. The first one could be because that the girl is 'fan jian' and love you so much that she does not mind being called degrading names. The second reason could be that you still have use for her. Maybe you are rich and she needs to satisfy her material cravings? Its an either or thing...

So when monster calls her degrading names, if he really thinks that princess will still go back to him, he is so wrong. So damn bloody wrong...

To end this short story, Princess and prince still living together happily, hopefully its ever after and monster is probably licking his sorry balls whilst still praying that princess might come back to him one day... I'm not too sure about this ending though... But it'll end this way I guess...

If you really believe that Da Beast will turn in to a handsome prince as the last rose petal falls, then I guess its time you go back into fairytale land and sleep your ass off, you naive, immature people...

I do really hope that Monster does not read this story lest he takes out his frustration on me. Come to think of it, I guess I don't really care...

TO QIU CHANG YE

Bleahz... Puposely don't let you listen...

Add-ons: I'm really glad that you are back. And I'm just as happy and excited as you are for the new toy that you've invested in.

XOXO GOSSIP GIRL

HAPPY NIGHTS!

Many have complained and gave feedback that my blog font is too small for visual to the naked eye. Specially for the people who gave kind feedback I have enlarged the font a little for your beady slitted eyes.

Monday's dinner was a meal of total fun and gossips. I met up with colleagues from my ex-hellish company. Out of the five of us, three have left them and two others will tender their resignation letter and leave before mid-december. The dinner was really a session of gossips and bitching about how bad the management is. Until now, they have yet to change which is a total sad case. Anyways, its their own family business who cares if it collapses. Oh, and I heard their staff had a paycut because of some poor economic thing. There are just so many things to say but I really am too lazy to elaborate. I will do try to put up some pictures of dinner night as soon as I get my hands on it.

Yesterday was a huge decision making night for my cousin and her fiance. They finally signed and made payment with the Marriot Hotel to have their solemnisation and wedding dinner there five months from now. I'm just glad that they are happy. I'm helping my jie with all the wedding details and designing of the wedding gown. Besides being the role of the Jie-mei, I was also appointed the role of MC for the night.

I really think that I should start collecting money for my MC stints. End of the year also have one MC stint for another wedding. Okie la, I don't think you need to pay me, depending on how close we are, as long as you have 'Or Ni' for dessert during the dinner, I will gladly do it for free but you have to promise me 2 bowls of 'Or Ni' plus a take-away pack.

Anyways, I promised my Jie a wedding organiser but I just can't seem to find it anywhere at home, so I gladly did up a 15pg long organiser cum checklist for my convenience and for her summary track of the wedding preperations. I am so going to advance in a career within the wedding industry lo. For now, if anyone else needs me for a wedding plan and very detailed checklist, you may approach me. But please do not expect it to be free though. There is always a price to pay, 'sides, haven't you ever heard that there is no such thing as a free lunch?

To end off, I'll just like to say that I'm getting fatter by the day and I FUCKING HATE IT!

With lotsa cellulites.. Ummuacks!

UPDATES!

Dear ardent readers, much apologies for the lack of updates on my possibly dying blog, I have once again risen to the 'update-your-blog-on-an-occasional-basis' occasion. This time round, I blog with a motive. Not an advertising motive but a personal one.

I have fallen in love again with a new digital camera! I know I have fallen in love with many other new camera! But this one, I am so very sure that the love of my life is the Canon Powershot E1 in a damn chio baby pink! Some very creative camera-cover designer has finally tried and succeeded in finding out what a girl really wants in her handbag.

It really isn't just the appearance of the oh-so-retroish-hip casing. The camera is 10mgp CCD which should mean something good, I guess. Not only that, it also has, 4X zoom image stabilizer and teleconvertor, Digic III image processing, Face detection technology, 17 shooting modes, motion detection technology and so many other things that I bet other cute cameras do not have.

Ahhem... Christmas present?
Enough of the love of my life, I just want to make known that I will never ever ever drink packet coffee again! Today's Monday, so as usual, I'm the half conscious pretty office lady, tired from working on SUNDAY! So I decided to drink coffee to perk myself up and not look too much like a dead log. Anyways, to the main point, PACKET COFFEE IS THE WORST THING TO DRINK! It has the worst taste ever and the cup which I used now has the stupid smelly coffee taste. Tried washing it with loads of detergent, left it to soak in hot water for 30mins. Went back to wash it then poured water into to drink only to realise that the 30mins of soaking was of no use at all. My water still taste like coffee lo.. or maybe its my mouth? Sianz...

I wanna blog about a new dress which I just bought and am so proud of. I got a dress which cost me only $55. What's so special about it? It can be worn in over 20 different methods, depending on your creativity. Still have instruction manual one can. So anyway, Sunday was well-spent though work was involved. Had nice lunch at Ning's hotel restaurant with another of our poly friend. then Ning and I went shopping and I bought an eye shadow brush. Then we walked to Wisma, shopped around and ruched over to Heeren where I got to work. Ning bought a nice 'snow-white' look-alike dress that matched her white watch and white hairband. All in all, it was a nice and fulfilling Sunday.

Gal, I read your blog just the other day. So many not-so happy entries lehz and I have to read it off your blog lo... Sianz... I don't feel appreciated as your friend... lousy. Plus, you so long nv contact me some more. Don friend you le! Wo tao yan ni! (kidding...)

Anyways, tonight is an exciting night. Dinner with my ex-colleagues! BITCHFEST! Will blog more about it when I blogged more about it.

Lots of work... Ummuackz

CUTIES...

What's up with freaking cute men?! Crazily in love with these man candies...

Lee PaceChace CrawfordAshton Kutcher

This post is just for me to beautify the blog for a bit. Ignore me when I say I'm totally in love with them for now. I'm just doing a little bit of fantasizing...

SIMPLE THINGS...

So I reached home last night to find yet another sequin on my table. Confirm Reagan put one lo... I think he makes me out to be the kinda girl who likes all the bling bling sequined and shiny stuff (I do love them by the way). Over the past few years, on occasional basis, my table will receive sequins, crystal bits, shiny beads, in short anything that blings... Some of them might have fallen off my mobile, or my clothes but some of them are really not mine, like it could have fallen off my mother's clothes or something... but it always ends up on my table just cos the 8 year old in my house thinks that all bling bling stuff belongs to me...

You know how when you drop a crystal from your phone and you don't bother to go looking for that small thing that could no longer be found? I got a bling bling picker at home. Its as if he got nothing better to do at home, he will go round the house looking for my small shinies, picking it up and putting them on my table. It is just so frustratingly cute... (Nabei, I just said my brother was cute lo... -.- )

BLABBERS...

At work today, coughing the lungs out of me... have been doing so for the past week... I think the aircon in the office very dirty lo... sianz... I wanna take MC but I bloody can't! So much work to do and all the e-mails coming in never ending de can... Don't really want to work late but I have no choice la...

It is Ning-meeting week... Meeting Ning for nice nice fish soup dinner at Plaza Sing tomorrow night and on Thursday for Isetan Private Sale! MeiMei is excited! *Lets go Bazt zaar!*

Gary Ang! You are one of the anonymous people who read my blog and gossip bout me right... Why you tell Kang Kang I got 2 guys chasing me? Huh? Huh? Huh? Lol...Eh, wanna join in my baking class not?! Join lehz, join lehz... I thought you want to touch your feminine side? Don learn from your one la.. it is lousy one lo... mine is modern de.. yours is like traditional old school kind lo... Lousy! Plus you have to learn to walk first before you run... dun know how to make cupcake still wanna attempt to make cake... Must start from the basics! My cupcake baking class is meant for novice bakers de!! By the way, kang told me you hurt yourself in an accident, if you go for the baking class, you have no seats then have to stand de... you can stand and bake at the same time mehz? If you come to my class I confirm provide you chair. Let me know k? So I can prepare high stool for you just in case you sit down le then cannot reach the chocolate bits in the middle of the table...

To Ah Cheng: I hope you like the gifts we got you for your birthday! Walk till my leg pain can... Thanks to Jia jie and Ah Pang, we are able to have a nice nice time at kbox on such a short notice still have goodies and crazy ribbons! Totally appreciate it lots.Ah Cheng & Ah Sha must remember o send out all the pictures k?

With much happiness and coughs...

CHUMMIES ANNOUNCEMENT!

Attention to all Chummies,

We are celebrating Cheng's belated 22nd Birthday! Here are the details:

Venue: Marina Square Shopping Centre
Date: 19 September 2008 (Friday)
Time: 7pm - 7.30pm
Proposed Activity: Dinner & Shopping /Sing K?

Confrimed Attendees: Ah Ning, Jia Jie, Meimei, Ah Cheng, Ah Dawn, Ah Wee
To-Be-Confrimed Attendees: Ah Sha, Fwee Jie

(Warning to the 'To-be-confirmed Attendees, especially Fwee Jie, if you don't turn up, you will be in-charge of the upcoming Chummies Dinner and more ...)

For more information and enquiries, please drop a message to either Ah Ning or Meimei.

**End of Chummies Announcements... Ummuackz...

THOUGHTS...

The last weekend was that of a hectic one, rushing from place to place and meeting so many people. It was really so darn tiring. Today is already Tuesday and I still have the tired aftertaste from all the entertaining. It was a nice weekend to attend a wedding and a baby's man yue... Yuming is next in line to get married sometime in December. And he wants me and darling to be MC for the night... Everything is still not confirmed yet but I wish them all the best.

Happiness is in the air! Last Friday, Steven proposed to my jie infront of jie's friends and I (represent the family side lo...) in the midst of a crowded restaurant. It was one nervous night for kor. He did not even have the appetite to eat due to all the nervousness. So damn funny... But I'm glad everything turned out well, the proposal and the birthday celebration was a definite success! I wish them both all the best! Hope they get ROM soon and that their flat application is successful!

When will anyone propose to me huh? I sort of realise that I have no real plans of getting married and everyone around me is getting married, have a house and a kid... I was entertaining a media over dinner just the other day and she told me this, "Darling, for guys, 35 is the new 28." So I have to wait for a guy to be 35 to propose to me... maybe I shall just get myself pregnant first... liddat no need wait for guy to be 35 to get married... Anyway, after attending the baby Rayden's man yue, I got a weird urge to get pregnant... haha... babies are like the cutest thing in the world (when they are sleeping...)

Whatever it is, those getting married, stop asking me when I'm going to get married, those pregnant, please do take good care of yourself and those who are in a relationship, stop bugging your bf to marry you...

I read quite a few blogs and the content were mainly similar, friends upset over their blogs being read by anonymous people whom after reading will make baseless conclusions and spread stupid rumours. I have a good mind to lock up my blog as well so that only people whom I love will get to see my blog and the rest of the extras will have to await an invite from me or at least beg me for one. Kiddin' Thing is, when I had this blog, I knew that there would be those extra kaypos who would want to read about my life and then comment about it. I guess that's just the thing about blogs.

But, I've got nothing to hide and if I really want to tell you that you are f**king bitch, I would and you can go make baseles comments on what a piece of shit I am to blog about you being a bitch. I really don't give a damn. I do feel that sometimes, it is hurtful that people jump to conclusions just trying to read between the lines of innocent topics. Whatever it is, if I can blog about you being a bitch or an asshole, it also goes to show that you mean nothing to me and I don't give a damn about your thoughts.

So to the people who have been hurt by comments and have half the mind to lock your blog, please, don't spare a thought for people who are trying to ruin your life. Live it the way you want. Dont need to go through all the inconveniences just for irritating pests like them.

Although, I still have half the mind to lock my blog then let those kaypos 'xin yang yang'...

IT'S FINALLY FRIDAY...

HAPPY BIRHTDAY TO MY BELOVED HUI JUN JIE JIE!!

Another birthday girl within the same week. Jie, you are one year older already, just a gentle reminder that you are in your last 20s. Muahahahaha!!! Anyway, I wish you all the best and I hope that your birthday will be that of a surprisingly great one.

This week was really so very much of a havoc week for me... working damn late into the night, rushing out press realeases and fact sheets. And last night was the ultimatum! Media entertainment till 11pm!! I reached home and concussed till morning lo... But it was alright la... at least still have free dinner and the reporter was so damn nice... Have never met anyone like her... Needless to say, due to the long hours of work the day before, I was late for work today just cos I was too relunctant to get up, I just kept giving myself another 5mins...

I am feeling a little insecure in my relationship now... Don't know what else to do, don't know what else to think, just feeling insecure and unsure of a future. I used to think that everything would work out right but would it? If I'd continuously psychoed myself into thinking that I am confident that everything would turn out right, would it then be living a lie?

Will a leopard ever change its spots... ? Humans aren't leopards right... ? Right... ?

SUPPOSEDLY GOOD DAY!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO CHUMMIES BELOVED CHENG!!

It's Ah Cheng's 22nd Birthday today!! Muimui wishes Cheng a Big Big Happy Birthday and may all Ah Cheng's wishes come true. With huge hugs and kisses. Sorry that most of us were not able to help you celebrate your special day this week. We will make it up to you next week k? At least you will have your weekends to choose the office bag that you want. Ummuackz!

I'm supposedly feeling a little happier because tomorrow will be a special day for a nice human being and I am not suppose to divulge till maybe tomorrow is officially over. So I'll keep the suspense till the next time I blog. Some people already know, thanks to my big mouth, so if you know, please do not tag about it. If you do so, I will officially make it a point to lie to you over everything for the rest of my life.

As well, tomorrow is the last day of the work week. It is officially nearing the weekends again! Woots! So many things will be happening over the weekend. There's a wedding lunch to attend, there is a cute baby's 'man yue' and CSI marathon! So many things to do and no time to rest.

Anyway, my job requires me to do media monitoring and therefore, I do have to check out STOMP for the latest updates. For those of you who do not know what is STOMP, I won't bother explaining it either as you probably would not even be able to read English. The point is, I find that there really are Singaporeans out there who really have nothing better to do. Bo liao stuff like sticker advertisements on the roads of Orchard also can send in to talk about. Car wheels kena clamped also news. School fence covered with posters also news.

I really applaud STOMPERS for being the eyes and the ears of the public. In this way, anyone and everyone will be able to know what is going on. However, there are just some 'news' that are not even news-worthy. I would think that STOMP is more of an official online forum to disgrace people. So, if you want to disgrace someone, you might as well catch the person in the act. An example would be 'news' that comes with pictures of someone eating or drinking on the train. This is to embarrass these inconsiderate pests and to help prevent these people from doing it again. So if you ever see a vandalised public property, don't just post it as 'A vandalised public property' change it to 'Vandals should be caned and jailed for inconsiderate actions'. Catch the f**king vandals in the act!

I'm just anal don't bother to entertain me...

SHARE THE BURDEN!

Dear ardent readers,

I am currently interested in a dress which is being sold online. However, as it is an overseas wholesale retailer, I am needed to get a minimum of two pieces for each design. I am in love with a particular dress but I don't need 2 of 'em.

So, to the kind hearted soul who is as well in love with the same dress as I am , please share my burden and tell me you'll take the other piece.

Here is a picture of it. The dress comes in two different colours, blue and grey. It is free size and no measurements were given so I guess people who are not heavier than 80kg and waist size of not more than 60cm, can definitely fit into it!

I have chosen the grey one for myself. You are free to choose either the grey or the blue. Just a note, if you happen to like the grey one as well and we happen to go out together, please inform me beforehand on whether you will be wearing the dress.

Pictures were taken from www.cct-fashion.com.

It only cost $13.50 (excluding shipping & postage) - I guess by the time it all adds up, it should still be less than $18.00. Interested parties, do let me know!!

Please feel free to chap jik ka... Ummuacks...

NONSENSICAL BLABBERING...

At work now, with nothing better to do, I decided that I should do some blogging since it has been sometime since I last did so. By not blogging I could've disappointed my only, say... 3 ardent readers?

Whatever it is, just to people who are curious about my life, I am currently in the midst of a financial crisis (stupid US market...) and a freaking huge headache. Had a very bad stomachache on Tuesday together with the ever hate-able cramps. What more can go wrong than leaving the office at 7.30pm in a freaking huge rain and walking to the bus stop which is like 8mins away.

Anyway, I have made it past those days and survived! Therefore, I should be grateful for that and ultimately glad that the disastrous week is ending soon. Just because there is Project Runway tonight and it being Friday tomorrow, I am in a relatively happy mood. Plus, I will be meeting Ning later for dinner - she got me an organiser! *claps happily*

As well, you know that when you dream about someone or something, it's because you miss that someone or something alot? Well, I had a dream last night about Kang Kang and my jacket which I had with me for only 3wks before it was stashed in someone else's closet. My dream was basically simple. I was just strangling Kang and forcing him to spit out my jacket. I think its just cos I miss my jacket whilst Kang was really more of the calefare.

And back to the topic of my boring life in office. Ever since I stepped in, I have been regurgitating Press Releases, product summaries, brand broiler plates and anything that has got to do with writing. The next time you use the menu, please be grateful for the people who provided you with the summary of food ingredients and the ever wide range of vocabulary used to describing a stupid beef burger. I'm like practically squeezed out of vocab to describe food.

You think so easy to describe food? Wait till you describe 100 or more food items and above. Having written so many press releases for industries like entertainment, hospitality plus currently, food. I really think food is the worst of the lot.

Take in the sight of sizzling ingredients... flavours blended... The range includes tantalizing flavours... in short, all of it is 'wai chui nei ruan'... as my Chummies know best. My favourite Ma La Huo Guo chicken is 'wai chui nei ruan' and my all time favourite Taiwanese Porridge with Tao Gei also 'wai chui nei ruan'.

Anyway, I really do not wish to be doing Press Releases for the rest of my life. No more writing!! Writing SUCKS!! Come to think of it, it also means that I cannot write for my blog. Okie, I take back what I said and change it to writing sucks on an occasional basis.

Occupational hazard is hard to avoid. Sometimes, when I read other blogs, I just can't help it but laugh at the way it was written, not one sentence is grammatically right and the spelling... OMFG!! Funny in a way but a real disappointment knowing that the government even has to start a 'Speak Good English Campaign'. It really isn't the singlish, it's just the basis of speaking or writing grammatically accurate English.

I guess blogs are just informal ways of writing that is why I like it. But '...all my personals things...' doesn't really sound right.

Whatever it is, it wasn't right of me to scoff as well. Till then...

With lotsa cream & sugar...