WAREHOUSE SALE!!

Darlings,

Please come to support me even if you're not intending to buy anything, I'll try to change your mind about the not buying anything part. Hope to see you there!! P.S. I'll be working for both days by the way, so for people who miss me, come visit! No, I'm not perfoming, you ass...

Change of plans... I'll only be working on Sunday. Visit me if you can!!

Ummuackz... Love ya'll lots!

MOI TUESDAY...

Started of slow. Nothing to look forward to, not lunchtime as initially planned. Not the end of the day as hopefully planned. Well, as it pans out all good, I met my long-time scandal who came to look for me for lunch. I asked him to though. I'm just thankful he said 'hi'.

I'm thankful he agreed to meet me for lunch! Something to look forward to! I'm glad that you manage to reach on time! Finally for once you are on time and I'm happy for that! Not so glad that you drove the car you drove, but still glad you manage to find my office and came to pick me up.

Pleased with lunch cos it has been a long time since I last met you. Happy we spoke and laughed. Weird you thought the cookie was brown sugar, cute and funny though. Clumsy when you dropped the soup spoon twice. I'm glad we both wanted lunch.

Thanks for the last minute decision on dinner. Glad again that you weren't late! That's twice in a day that you weren't late! I'm impressed. Enjoyed dinner. Hate the smoke and the dim lights. Amyway, thanks for the long dinner and drinks, uncle...

I'm just glad we are still friends after all these years.
(Psst... Don say I say one huh...)

SOME PEOPLE...

Some people I just really can't understand. Such simple instructions placed in your face to follow. Cannot read? Don't understand? Don't understand then why still wanna act smart?

Some people are just so bloody irritating. Whick part of choose one out of two choices do you not understand? Do you even know the meaning of choose? Or should I simplify it? Pick one? Chinese? Xuan yi ge? Put a gun to your head? Prefer to get shot left side or right? Bloody hell pick one.

Some people I just can't put my finger to. Similar to disappearing acts performed by magicians, apparantly, non magicians can grasp the trick as well. It probably is no trick to the non magicians. It really depends on how you look at it. It definitely is played in on your short sightedness.

Some people are just special ones. The ones you probably think should know you well. Really apparantly let you down by doing things that you easpecially detest. Special are such people for they really are rather amusing. Amusing yet disappointing all at the same time.

Some people are just pure idiots. Namely MLRs, YDRs and ZGRs. Go figure it out you bloody peanuts. These people are the bane of the society. They are practically born to ruin the lives of others. Idiots are their name, idiotic are the acts they do, idiot-ism are what they pass amongst they own kind, idiot-nese is what they speak.

Some people are just proud, egoistic asses. This one describes me best. This is me the bloody irritating one in some other cases not the simple instruction case though. I am not a bloody bimbo aunty. This is me, partly amusing and disappointing myself at the same time.

Some people I want to talk about. Some people I want to talk to. No longer matters now. You know why? Some people just don't know me at all. After all these years, I guess there really is no point. I love being a magician. But I wasn't really the magician in the first place. I was a non magician. I am a magician.

Some people I will tell to read between the lines of this post. Some people who do literally read between the lines hoping to find something are just pure dumb.

Chummies's Babies Birthday Steamboat Dinner: 11 November 2008

If you are wondering why all the last few photos have Ah Sha in all of them.. Its cos the photos are from her camera!! Anyways, thank you to all Chummies for making it a wonderful night! Huge Huge HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the 3 darlings!!

With lotsa LOVE!!

CHUMMIES'S BABIES B'DAY CELEBRATION

Dear All Chum Chum Members,

In celebration of three Chummies's Babies B'day, namely Ah Sha, Ah Ning and Ah Wee, all Chum Chum Members are cordially invited to the celebration.

Event: Chummies's Babies B'day Celebration

Venue: MeiMei's House

Date: 11 November 2008 (Tuesday)

Time: 7PM

Activity: Steamboat Dinner

For Chummies who have cameras, you are reminded to bring it along.
I'll see all of you girls tonight! Missing you all tons and tons... Ummuackz!

O.$.P.$

KIASU MOI!

I was a kiasu aunty this morning. (Can't believe that I just admitted to it...) I was on the train this morning, standing. Then like 3 seats away, someone stood up to alight and I just went directly to the seat. Cos my leg was sore and I was so damn bloody tired that I just needed to sleep. Sianz... I totally regretted what I did. Haikz...

But don't judge me just yet. I still do look up at every stop to make sure that if there was someone more needy of the seat than me having my morning nap, I would make sure I gave it up... So I'm a considerate kiasu aunty... (Actually I just wanted to make sure I gave up my seat so that my picture does not go up on STOMP with a headline that says, 'Pretty Youth Sleeps While Pregnant Stands Uncomfortably') Much apologies but I just had to add pretty in front... Can't be helped if I am... WORD VORMIT!

Anyways, before I went to snooze mode, there was this lady seating directly infront of me doing her make-up... I know I'm supposed to be sleeping... but I'm just intrigued by people who are able to do their make-up without a mirror on the train... Damn fascinating a sight... So she was applying her foundation, blusher, blah blah blah... lastly came the lipstick... With much trained skills, she applied the lipstick to her lips ever so impecably. Then you know what she did?! She used her last finger, rubbed it on the lipstick, brought her finger up to her already closed eyelids and rubbed it on as an eye shadow.

Aiyoh, I really didn't realise that aunties can be quite creative sometimes. I was just wondering then... lipstick so sticky, apply on your eyes, won't they like stick when you open them? Imagine walking around the rest of the day with your eye lids pulled back with lipstick. Weird can... Whatever it was, it made my morning...

I just realised that I'm starting to get more and more readers... totally ecstatic about it! I used to write only for myself but after 4 months of writing, I've got... 1, 2, 3,... 9 ardent readers!! If this number doubles according to time, I will have 18 readers in another 4 months. I know its not much to earn me advertorials from brands.. but never mind... if I continue blogging for the next 30 years, I should be able to get like 10,000 readers? You know what? I should just strip for my blog's popularity... but then again, I don't think anyone interested to see me in... I'd probably end up losing my only 9 precious readers... the risk is too much to bear...

Oh, and I just want to proudly say that I am an eco-friendly activist. Not that I'm in some kind of eco club la... I just make it more of a point to use less tissue, take less plastic bags, reuse whatever stuff I can and I clear my own tray! Its not really that eco-friendly la... But its still helping the encironment. Isn't it? So I should use the power infested in my blog to try and psycho my readers to clear your own tray and please save the environment. If you don't, you will go to hell... Go to hell!!

With lots of greenery in me... I bestow the power of saving the earth to the 9 of you.