KIASU MOI!

I was a kiasu aunty this morning. (Can't believe that I just admitted to it...) I was on the train this morning, standing. Then like 3 seats away, someone stood up to alight and I just went directly to the seat. Cos my leg was sore and I was so damn bloody tired that I just needed to sleep. Sianz... I totally regretted what I did. Haikz...

But don't judge me just yet. I still do look up at every stop to make sure that if there was someone more needy of the seat than me having my morning nap, I would make sure I gave it up... So I'm a considerate kiasu aunty... (Actually I just wanted to make sure I gave up my seat so that my picture does not go up on STOMP with a headline that says, 'Pretty Youth Sleeps While Pregnant Stands Uncomfortably') Much apologies but I just had to add pretty in front... Can't be helped if I am... WORD VORMIT!

Anyways, before I went to snooze mode, there was this lady seating directly infront of me doing her make-up... I know I'm supposed to be sleeping... but I'm just intrigued by people who are able to do their make-up without a mirror on the train... Damn fascinating a sight... So she was applying her foundation, blusher, blah blah blah... lastly came the lipstick... With much trained skills, she applied the lipstick to her lips ever so impecably. Then you know what she did?! She used her last finger, rubbed it on the lipstick, brought her finger up to her already closed eyelids and rubbed it on as an eye shadow.

Aiyoh, I really didn't realise that aunties can be quite creative sometimes. I was just wondering then... lipstick so sticky, apply on your eyes, won't they like stick when you open them? Imagine walking around the rest of the day with your eye lids pulled back with lipstick. Weird can... Whatever it was, it made my morning...

I just realised that I'm starting to get more and more readers... totally ecstatic about it! I used to write only for myself but after 4 months of writing, I've got... 1, 2, 3,... 9 ardent readers!! If this number doubles according to time, I will have 18 readers in another 4 months. I know its not much to earn me advertorials from brands.. but never mind... if I continue blogging for the next 30 years, I should be able to get like 10,000 readers? You know what? I should just strip for my blog's popularity... but then again, I don't think anyone interested to see me in... I'd probably end up losing my only 9 precious readers... the risk is too much to bear...

Oh, and I just want to proudly say that I am an eco-friendly activist. Not that I'm in some kind of eco club la... I just make it more of a point to use less tissue, take less plastic bags, reuse whatever stuff I can and I clear my own tray! Its not really that eco-friendly la... But its still helping the encironment. Isn't it? So I should use the power infested in my blog to try and psycho my readers to clear your own tray and please save the environment. If you don't, you will go to hell... Go to hell!!

With lots of greenery in me... I bestow the power of saving the earth to the 9 of you.